Defalcation Performance and Book, Chicago, 2006 Click on Images to View. |
Letter from New York State Attorney General Elliot Spitzer: |
I have been very busy these days and I apologize for not writing you more often. However, I have an urgent matter that I need your help with. I am seeking lost embezzled monies from Enron. Now that we have put the screws to Ken Lay, we need to retrieve the stolen monies to give back the hard working folks who lost their life savings. We busted up one of Ken's stooge’s and got a hot tip that a few billion of the monies are in Chicago’s South Loop! Apparently our criminal friends had hired hands bury the stolen loot in concrete blocks and stored them in secret locations. Now that they are on the run, these blocks have been stashed throughout the country. With no map they are going to be a nightmare to find. They are marked using a small metal hook on top of them. Please see the attached drawing with possible directions. You're going to have to bring some of your tools with you to open the box when you find it. Good luck and God speed, my friend! Sincerely Yours, Elliot |